autobiographical essays, and fiction (no, he doesn't. Not fiction, anyway.He hasn't written fiction in five years. It's a lie{but by lying like that and in print then doesn't that imply that he does indeed write fiction[excellent point; I concur - who're you?-]?}.). Jonathan Berger has been involved in the AntiFolk community since 1994, was editor of AntiMatters since 1996, has performed spoken word poetry since 1998, has been free of AntiMatters since 2000 and been watching Ally McBeal since 2002. Jonathan Berger likes women, despite his effeminate voice and manner. Jonathan Berger loves to rock, despite the fact he can't play any instrument or carry a beat to save his life (Well, maybe to save his life, but he doesn't feel it necessary to test that statement, and hopefully, neither do you). Jonathan Berger has a band, called JUANBURGUESA, and he doesn't understand why people think it's his name, or that it's two words, or that it's not all in CAPITAL LETTERS. Jonathan Berger does not speak Hebrew, but is available for Bar Mitzvahs - and children's functions - and bachelorette parties. He'll strip, if paid enough and, if paid more, he won't. Jonathan Berger holds two bald men in great esteem: John S Hall and Ed Hamell. He also likes Mr. Clean, but not in that way. Jonathan Berger does not want to date your infant. Jonathan Berger gets rave reviews about his live performances, but not from publications. He's too DIY to allow the press to come to his shows an ironic stance, considering his four-year fanzine editorship, chronicling the AntiFolk scene. So only the most underground of individuals even know of his existence, which is a shame, since seeing him would most likely change your life. Jonathan Berger is working on an album. It'll have band cuts, produced by Aashish Pathak, and solo cuts, produced by Matt Roth. It will be worth five dollars, but probably cost more. Jonathan Berger used to be the best-informed person on AntiFolk history and personages, until things changed. Jonathan Berger promised antifolkonline a bio long before the site went live, long before every sad-assed AntiFolkie internationally knew this was the place to be. Jonathan Berger swore that he would contribute a bio, information, expertise, and regular columns. He said it would be no problem, he'd be happy to do it, and it'd be done in no time flat. Jonathan Berger has a fertile imagination. Jonathan Berger is ashamed. |
Jonathan Berger |
Jonathan Berger is ashamed. Jonathan Berger speaks the truth. Jonathan Berger will rock your world. Jonathan Berger does not like to think of himself as bald, or fat, or old, or short, or smelly, or sweaty. He prefers to think of himself as the opposite. Jonathan Berger has a fertile imagination. Jonathan Berger is a writer. Jonathan Berger speaks well in the third person. Jonathan Berger writes poetry, |
autobiographical essays, and fiction (no, he doesn't. Not fiction, anyway.He hasn't written fiction in five years. It's a lie{but by lying like that and in print then doesn't that imply that he does indeed write fiction[excellent point; I concur - who're you?-]?}.). Jonathan Berger has been involved in the AntiFolk community since 1994, was editor of AntiMatters since 1996, has performed spoken word poetry since 1998, has been free of AntiMatters since 2000 and been watching Ally McBeal since 2002. Jonathan Berger likes women, despite his effeminate voice and manner. Jonathan Berger loves to rock, despite the fact he can't play any instrument or carry a beat to save his life (Well, maybe to save his life, but he doesn't feel it necessary to test that statement, and hopefully, neither do you). Jonathan Berger has a band, called JUANBURGUESA, and he doesn't understand why people think it's his name, or that it's two words, or that it's not all in CAPITAL LETTERS. Jonathan Berger does not speak Hebrew, but is available for Bar Mitzvahs - and children's functions - and bachelorette parties. He'll strip, if paid enough and, if paid more, he won't. Jonathan Berger holds two bald men in great esteem: John S Hall and Ed Hamell. He also likes Mr. Clean, but not in that way. Jonathan Berger does not want to date your infant. Jonathan Berger gets rave reviews about his live performances, but not from publications. He's too DIY to allow the press to come to his shows an ironic stance, considering his four-year fanzine editorship, chronicling the AntiFolk scene. So only the most underground of individuals even know of his existence, which is a shame, since seeing him would most likely change your life. Jonathan Berger is working on an album. It'll have band cuts, produced by Aashish Pathak, and solo cuts, produced by Matt Roth. It will be worth five dollars, but probably cost more. Jonathan Berger used to be the best-informed person on AntiFolk history and personages, until things changed. Jonathan Berger promised antifolkonline a bio long before the site went live, long before every sad-assed AntiFolkie internationally knew this was the place to be. Jonathan Berger swore that he would contribute a bio, information, expertise, and regular columns. He said it would be no problem, he'd be happy to do it, and it'd be done in no time flat. Jonathan Berger has a fertile imagination. Jonathan Berger is ashamed. |
