Chonk |
12 Sing-a-Long Songs With Drunk Ed |
1. Bad Man 2. Blah 3. Break That Shit On Down 4. Unintelijibbil #1 5. Burritoss 6. Sammy Davis Jr. 7. Dancin Fuck 8. Unint. #2 9. Beer & Tomato Juice 10. I Hope You Miss Me 11. I Just Want a Beer 12. A Talkin' Ben Machine |
Evil BBQ |
1. The Discovery 2. A New King 3. Hoo Haw 4. Dicky 5. Jibberish de Espanol 6. One Note 7. I Still Love You 8. Happy Town 9. Boom Boom 10. Shit 11. Poopoo Boogie 12. Loco Simo 13. Hairgel 14. My Friend Todd 15. Hood Juice |
A Cock in the Ear |
1. Whoa Back Buck 2. Rock 'n' Rollin' Semicolon 3. Get Up From Your Grave 4. Clean Up On Aisle 5 5. Liquidized Daisies 6. Dead Meat Pies 7. No Room 8. The Bitch Tore My Heart Right Through My Ass 9. Doors 10. Banana 11. Evil BBQ |
The following text is written in the third person form in order to create the illusion that someone, other than myself, cares enough about my sorry ass to write a biography about me. I sure hope it works. What the fuck is a "chonk," you ask? No? Well, if you had asked, the answer would be something like this: Chonk is a vain bastard with a website dedicated to himself and his music. He is a musician from Torrance, California (L.A. County), who lives in Santa Cruz during the school year. He has been rocking out since middle school, recording songs, and compiling them into records, which he distributes himself at his shows, on his website, and in other public places. He's been involved in several musical projects (see the projects section for a list), and is currently involved in a TV show called "Cheap Blue Horn." |
Currently, Chonk makes music primarily by himself, recording and mixing on his PC. He plays lots of shows (mostly open mics) in the South Bay during the summer, and in Santa Cruz during the school year. In his music, Chonk experiments with elements of folk, punk, blues, doowop, hip hop, rock, techno, and whatever else. He also experiments with drugs. Just kidding. No I'm not. |
12. Pants 13. Spring Break with Riz and Liz 14. These Are Some Tough Times 15. Pile Next to the Mic Stand 16. Ernie's Palace 17. Alkaholik 18. Opiates 'n' Notes 19. Black Syrup 20. Jesus (Folk Off) 21. Hey, Toast! |
16. Got the Girls 17. Cottage Cheese Billies 18. Gargle and Spit 19. Screaming Punk 20. Blizzard 21. Satan Gave Me a Taco 22. Wa Wa Wa 23. Dead Waltz 24. Country Western Star 25. Death Song 26. Screaming Punk 27. Broken String 28. Evil BBQ 29. Outro |
