Charles Herold

 What do you think of Charles
 Herold?
I love Rockin' with him
I like him, you know what I
mean?
Oh mother!
I would rather watch him
masterbate than play
He is cursed, with bad
songs and a horrible
singing voice.

Besides performing, Charles reviews videogames for the New York Times. His column appears alternate Thursdays in the Circuits section.